The Pursuit of Slappyness
What did Will Smith leave on Chris Rock’s face? Fresh Prints
There can be 100 people in a room and 99 won’t slap you, but one Will.
Will Smith when he heard the joke
Fuck my wife, tell joke about my wife
The 7th snooze button
When the roast on your girl was funny, but then you remember she was your ride home
When you go to the Oscars thinking you’re going to win best actor
Update: Will Smith was seen fleeing the Oscars shortly after slapping Chris Rock. Witnesses verified that as Will Smith exited the auditorium, he whistled for a cab and when it came near the license...
When it takes a minute for the joke to land
I’m just going out for a drink
Me trying to enjoy the weekend
I got in one litle fight and my mum got scared, she said you can’t slap Chris Rock because your wife has no hair